September 2011 ~ Zubi Fun Zone

Friday, 30 September 2011

Pathan ko khwab me ksi ne QATAL krdia

23:02 Admin

Pathan ko khwab me ksi ne QATAL krdia
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Subha pathan ne apna HBL ka Account band kradya
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Q?
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Qk HBL ap k khwbon ko haqiqat me badal skta hy
"JAHA KHWAB WAHA HBL

Aik pathan dosry pathan se: yar ye SENT MESSAGE kia h0ta he?

23:00 Admin

Aik pathan dosry pathan se: yar ye SENT MESSAGE kia h0ta he?
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Dosra pathan: khocha tm to bilkul akhrot hai sent mesage matlab khushbo wala message..

‎1 Pathan Naya Naya Doctor Bana

22:59 Admin

‎1 Pathan Naya Naya Doctor Bana
Doctor Banne K Bad Us Ne Phla Operation Kia
Operation Theater Se Nikal Kr Kehta Hy
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Ya Allah pehla tohfa behja hai kabol krna...

Ek Pathan SCHEME Wali Bottle ka Dhakan,

22:34 Admin

Ek Pathan SCHEME Wali Bottle ka Dhakan,
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Baar Baar Khol Kar Dekh Raha Tha.
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Kisi Ne Pucha: Kya Hua?
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Pathan: Khocha! Dhakkan Main Likha Hai "Try Again."

‎1. Russian General in 1987:

22:31 Admin

‎1. Russian General in 1987:
Pathans are the most brave people ever born on the earth. These people cant be defeated by force.
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2. By American General in 2004:
We are fighting a meaning less war against the Rocks.
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3. By Indian General in Siachin War:
If there were no NWFP province in pakistan.
I'm sure that at least Kashmir was Ours.
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Dont send ONLY bad msgs in name of Pathans.
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We Salute Pathans.
Be united , We are all Pakistani.

Girl: KHAN SB Tum mujy subha sy ly kr sham tk or sham sy ly kr subha tk pyar kerna

22:30 Admin

Girl: KHAN SB Tum mujy subha sy ly kr sham tk or sham sy ly kr subha tk pyar kerna
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PATHAN: oye Zalim ka bachi To phir hum NASWAR kab khaye ga

Pathan ki Taang me Gehra Cut lag Gaya:

22:28 Admin

Pathan ki Taang me Gehra Cut lag Gaya:
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Nurse: Is Mai 10 Tankey Lagenge.
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Pathan: Kitna kharcha hoga?
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Nurse: 3000
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Pathan: Tanka Lagwana Hai.
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Karhai Nahi Karwani.

Dear Google!

22:23 Admin

Dear Google!
Please Stop behaving like a girlfriend
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Kindly let me complete my sentence before you give Suggestion... thank you

Larki! Apne Boy Friend Ko Naraz Karne Ke Baad Sms Pe Kessy Manati Hai:

22:16 Admin

Larki! Apne Boy Friend Ko Naraz Karne Ke Baad Sms Pe Kessy Manati Hai:
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1st Hour: Sorry

2nd Hour: Sorry Pleaz,
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3rd Hour: Pleaz Bas 1 Dafa Baat Karo,

4th Hour: Pleaz Reply Jan

5th Hour: Pleaz Itna Naraz Mat Ho

6th Hour: I Am Sorry I Will Die Agar Tum Ne Baat Nahi Ki,

7th Hour: Dafa Ho,
100-Larkay Ghumte Hain Tere Jese,
Sar Pe He Charha Ja Raha Hai Bharr Mein Ja,

Boy: Sorry DEAR Balnce Nahi Tha...>*
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Girl: O0oh..
Its 0k I Love YOu JaaN

Girlfriend: Hum apne bachy ka kia naam rakhain gy?

22:04 Admin

Girlfriend: Hum apne bachy ka kia naam rakhain gy?
Boyfriend:
Agar shaadi k baad howa tu "SADAM HUSSAIN"
Agar shaadi se pehle howa tu "ALTAF HUSSAIN" ;

Famous Actress Meera Apna Result Dekh Ke::: .

21:44 Admin

Famous Actress Meera Apna Result Dekh Ke:::
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Kya???
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Main Fail Ho Gayi Wo Bi English Main??

Dispossible :-P

Wife - suna hai swarg me husband aur wife ko sath me nahi rahne dete....

21:41 Admin

Wife - suna hai swarg me husband aur wife ko sath me nahi rahne dete....
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Husband - Pagli, tabhi to use swarg kahte hain....

1 Doctor 6 Saal K Bachay Ki Khatna Karny Aaya

21:34 Admin

1 Doctor 6 Saal K Bachay Ki Khatna Karny Aaya

Dr: Beta!
Wo Dekho Ooper, Chirrya phurrr.

... Bacha: 0 bhai! Tu to Neechay Dekh...

PO0RI mat KAAT Dena....:@

Brilliant student who obtained 0%

21:39 Admin

Answers of a
Brilliant student who obtained 0%
Q. In which battle did Napolean
die?
A. His last battle.
Q. Where was the Declaration of
Independence Signed?
A. At the Bottom of the Page.
Q. River Ravi flows in which state?
A. Liquid.
Q. Whats the main reason for
Divorce?
A. Marriage.
Q. Whats the main reason for
Failure?
A. Examinations.
Did the student Answer Anything
Wrong...??? :0 :P :P
Like if u Support Student :P :P

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Boy: Jo Tum Bolo Janu !!

21:31 Admin

Girl: Tum Mere Liye Kiya Kar Sakty Ho ?

Boy: Jo Tum Bolo Janu !!

Girl: Kiya Tum Mere Liye Chaand Tor Kar La Sakty Ho ?

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Boy: Phir kiya Zameen K Charo'n Taraf Tumhara Baap Ghoomey Ga ? =O =D

(Itna rude Boy ) =P

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Latest Borjan Men Shoes Launched Collection for 2011

17:16 Admin

Latest Borjan Men Shoes Launched Collection for 2011

Borja is one of the best shoes of the brand in Pakistan. Borja (Pvt) Ltd. is a leading branded footwear manufacturing especially for men. This brand of shoes produced in Pakistan for 15 years. This brand is more than 49 offices in 35 cities in Pakistan.